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WELL...UH.... APPARANTLY, I GOT MY ANTI-AGING POTION MIXED UP WITH…

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MASTER PAKKU IS HERE FOR SEX

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MASTER PAKKU IS HERE FOR SEX
WELL...UH....

APPARANTLY, I GOT MY ANTI-AGING POTION MIXED UP WITH MY BRANDY....SO NOW I'M YOUNG AGAIN.

WEIRD.

AND I HAVE A SON D: AND HE'S A DICK. OUT OF ALL THE WATER TRIBE WOMEN I HAD SEX WITH, WHY DID HAHN'S MOM HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO GET PREGGERS?? WELL, HE DOESN'T KNOW YET, ANYWAY...
AND, KANNA?

YEAH, I THINK I MIIIIGHT BE LEAVING, CONSIDERING THAT RECONSTRUCTION IS GOING PRETTY WELL AND BECAUSE I WANT A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEBODY WHO LIKES ME.
  • ::GROPES PAKKU'S FACE:: ... ::WHISTLES:: YOU'RE HOT!
  • YOU'RE... YOU'RE LEAVING?

    YOU CAN'T LEAVE! WHERE ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND SOMEONE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR SHARP TONGUE, EGOTISTIC RAMBLE AND SEXIST REMARKS? BESIDES. NO ONE ELSE WILL --

    *STOPS SHORT, REALIZES SHE'S TALKING TO YOUNG!PAKKU*

    OH. *BLUSH* OH MY. @///@;;
    • HMM....WELL, YOU DO HAVE A POINT, EXCEPT OH YEAH! I'M NOT THAT SEXIST ANYMORE NOT SINCE YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER ASS RAPED ME WITH WATERVENDING

      HEY. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE 80 SOMETHING YEARS AGO, REMEMBER?

      WELL...UH...ALL RIGHT, I'LL STAY...FOR NOW....
  • HEY THERE. I LIKE THE NEW, YOUNGER YOU. WANT TO GET A COFFEE SOME TIME?

    I MAY BE DEAD, BUT DAMNIT, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING THAT CAN MAKE ME YOUNGER TOO. :/
    • SORRY 'ZULON, BUT I DON'T SWING THAT WAY....BUT I WOULD TOTALLY BE DOWN FOR COFFEE ON A MUTUTAL AQUAINTANCE LEVEL.

      UH...WELL, I MAY HAVE SOME MORE OF THAT ANTI-AGING POTION LEFT...I DID BUY LIKE, 12 FLASKS OF IT...AND I'M PRETTY SURE I ONLY DRANK ONE IF YOU'D LIKE ON TOO. THAT'LL BE FIVE BUCKS.
  • WAIT, DUDE, WAIT, DUDE,



    WAIT




    WHAT
    • UHH....YEAAAH, I'M SORTA'VE YOUR DAD. BUT YOU DON'T TAKE AFTER ME. AT ALL.

      I SWEAR, I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL ABOUT 2 OR 3 DAYS AGO.
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